And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
The good news:
I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff
The bad news:The last time I wore it I was nine years old
The best news:
I am the anime now
i should make a blog thats just pictures of cats doin the tongue thing that i should direct to people who are sad
i love cats
I’m not sure any of my followers actually keep tabs on me but if you do here’s some stuff!
I’ve just moved into my student digs with my buds, the internet is not fab here so I’ve not been going on tumblr as much as I would have at home.Luckily too hot to goth will still be good to go for a while because MY ROOM IS SO DAMN HOT!!
That’s pretty much it! xx