Model: Amie Conradine
MUA: Alice Bizarre
Photo and retouch: Lauren-Becki Rowlands
(via wretcheddisease)
a girl swallowed a charm from her necklace and had to go to the emergency room
One of the best x-rays ever. Jealous.
I’m going to start swallowing cool shit so i can have pretty X-rays
LOOL DYING AT THIS COMMENT ^
this is fkin perf
(Source: magic-vagina, via wretcheddisease)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
(via clockworkcontrarian)
lypo:
lypo:
got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
i am legitimately interested in this story
every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.
we got a couple of dalmatians
goddammit cruella not this shit again
(via many-splendored-rat)
I wanted to use the “he’s not a model, the camera just turned on” thing, but when he noticed my webcam had turned on he just sat next to me and looked into my eyes. He’s a pro.
MY FRIEND JUST UPLOADED THIS PICTURE OF ME FROM PROM AND I PRETTY MUCH HAVEN’T STOPPED LAUGHING SINCE I SAW IT
